Suzie's Axe

chased from my beloved village

for unspeakably murderous

punctuation,

i have eked out an existence

in my Exclusive Gated Cardboard Box

(Murderous Punctuation Artwork page)

oh, the horror ...

the horror ...

(Blog)

for kicks, i will plaster your name onto a number of End Credits as a Revered Crew Member (e.g.: "Tuna Sandwiches By -INSERT NAME HERE-")

(party guests after i tried my hand

at baking apple strudels)

i shall give you a Reading of Evil

not seen in human history

since the Dawn of Last Time,

okay, i think we're done for today

i ate it

yes

and i am become

diabolical thunder

... of the belly

(Contact page)

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